{"title":"Frank Caesar","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"417\" data-end=\"433\"\u003eFrank Caesar\u003c\/strong\u003e is a Chicago-born stand-up comedian, writer, podcaster, and roast battler now based in Austin, Texas. Known for blending razor-sharp roast writing with thoughtful, offbeat storytelling, Frank has become a staple of the Austin roast comedy scene while performing stand-up throughout the Midwest. A follower of Christ with an appreciation for darker, thought-provoking material, his comedy lives at the intersection of faith, absurdity, and uncomfortable truths. 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Bold vintage typography is paired with the silhouette of a figure reaching skyward, casting a cross-shaped shadow below. 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