“Bitch, I Made Your Toes Curl!” Tee – Jason Vest Comedy Edition
Jason Vest has a special talent: turning everyday awkward bragging rights into weaponized punchlines. This tee delivers that exact chaotic confidence — loud, proud, and ready to make a room blush.
Printed in bold vintage-cream lettering on a clean black V-neck, it’s the perfect blend of sass and stand-up energy. Whether you’re joking about your romantic résumé or just flexing your foot game for laughs, this shirt does the bragging for you.
