Unhinged, hilarious, and absolutely not FDA-approved—this tee is inspired by Gus Horn’s wild culinary comedy from his viral Instagram Reels. With chaotic kitchen energy and jokes that land harder than a cast iron pan, this shirt is perfect for fans who’ve ever thought, “What if a stand-up comic hosted a cooking show… drunk?” Made from lightweight 4.3 oz 100% cotton, it’s soft, breathable, and ideal for late-night scrolling, failed kitchen experiments, or watching Gus turn mayonnaise into a punchline. Wear it messy—just like the recipes.
