"Austin 300lbs" Austin 3:16 Wrestling Parody T-Shirt

Austin 3:16 (Pounds) – Austin Young Parody Tee

And that’s the bottom line… because Austin said so.

Inspired by the legendary wrestling tee and the legend-in-the-making himself, this shirt celebrates everything Austin:
He’s named Austin.
He lives in Austin.
He weighs over 300 pounds.
Coincidence? We think not.

The Austin 3:16 (Pounds) tee is a heavyweight tribute to comedy’s biggest rising star — literally and figuratively. Whether you’re a Kill Tony diehard or just love a clever twist on a classic design, this one’s guaranteed to hit like a steel chair to the funny bone.

Details:

• 100% 4.5 ounce cotton tee — built for legends

• Classic wrestling-style print with a Back of the Room twist

• Official Back of the Room release

• Inspired by Austin Young’s Kill Tony #657 appearance and the “Austin 3:16” legacy

Raise a mic, not a championship belt — and let ‘em know Austin 3:16 (Pounds) just owned the stage.