"Disabled Vet on Duty" Pete Martinez T-Shirt

Disabled Vet On Duty – Pete Martinez Tee

Pete Martinez has never been subtle.
This shirt isn’t either.

The “Disabled Vet On Duty Looking for a Cutie Patootie with a Booty” tee is classic Pete—bold, unfiltered, and delivered with a wink. It’s a joke rooted in self-awareness, not sympathy, blending Pete’s veteran status with his unapologetic, grown-man sense of humor.

No graphics. No gimmicks. Just straight text that hits like a punchline you see coming… and still laugh at. Whether you’ve heard Pete say it on stage or you’re just comfortable laughing at life’s contradictions, this one does exactly what it’s supposed to do: get a reaction.

Details:

• Clean, bold black text on a white tee

• Unisex fit, soft and comfortable

• Simple design that lets the joke do the work

• Designed in collaboration with Pete Martinez

Proof that humor outranks rank.