Some people chase lawns. Matty Stu chases laughs. The “Grass isn’t the dream, comedy is.” tee is for the grinders who know the mower pays the bills, but the mic feeds the soul. Inspired by Matty’s stand-up and his side hustle, Matty Mows, this shirt is equal parts dirt-under-the-fingernails and spotlight-on-the-stage. Made for the ones who clock in early, write late, and believe every backyard gig is just fuel for the next punchline. Because cutting grass is the job—but comedy is the calling.
