Brutally honest and hilariously self-aware—this Gus Horn–inspired tee proudly features the stats "150 Kilos. 12.7 Centimeters." on the front. It’s comedy that hits hard and low (literally), straight from the unapologetic humor found in Gus’s stand-up and Instagram reels. Made from lightweight 4.3 oz 100% cotton, it’s soft, breathable, and perfect for roasting yourself before anyone else gets the chance. Whether you're flexing your confidence or just repping your favorite metric-unit comic, this shirt delivers laughs by the numbers.
