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Gus Horn "Too Sober to Read This" Backwards Alphabet T-Shirt

Gus Horn "Too Sober to Read This" Backwards Alphabet T-Shirt

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Color: Black
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This shirt came prepared.
You should too.

This backwards alphabet tee turns the classic field sobriety test into an eye-chart-style optical illusion. The alphabet is printed upside down and in reverse, so when you look down, you can read it perfectly — which is very helpful if someone suddenly asks you to recite the alphabet backwards.

To everyone else, it looks flipped, confusing, and just suspicious enough to earn a second glance. This tee part comedy, part perspective test, and part extremely low-effort study guide.

Wear it to bars, shows, or anywhere you might want the answers just in case.

If they ask you to read it?
Relax. You already did.

Product Details

  • Designed in collaboration with Gus Horn & Back of the Room Tees

  • 4.5-ounce, 100% ring spun cotton

  • 1×1 rib knit collar

  • Unisex soft, comfortable, everyday fit

  • Tear-away label

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