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"I Couldn't Even Serve At A Denny's" Nathan Loe Inspired T-Shirt

"I Couldn't Even Serve At A Denny's" Nathan Loe Inspired T-Shirt

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“Where’d you serve?” is a question Nathan Loe gets a lot—mostly from old guys mistaking his military-style hat for actual valor. His answer? “I couldn’t even serve at A  Denny’s.”

Now, that punchline comes to life in this original Nathan Loe tee featuring a cartoon waitress with battlefield trauma in her eyes, a plate of barely-held-together breakfast in one hand, dog tags around her neck, and a grenade tucked casually in her apron pocket. It’s a hilarious nod to Nathan’s live bit about mistaken identity, public awkwardness, and his unapologetically sideways view of the world.

This shirt is for anyone who’s ever been misunderstood, underqualified, or just trying to make it through the hash browns without exploding. Printed on soft 100% cotton, it’s equal parts stand-up comedy, personal truth, and diner PTSD.

Wear it proudly. You’ve survived worse.

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