I Die Every Night Austin Young Sleep Apnea CPAP Inspired T-Shirt

“I Die Every Night” – Austin Young Sleep Apnea Tee

From the depths of Kill Tony #657 comes Austin Young’s most brutally honest line yet:

“I die every night.”

During a discussion about his CPAP machine and nightly battles with sleep apnea, Austin delivered this deadpan gem that instantly became an inside joke for the ages.

This tee turns existential despair into a wearable punchline — a darkly funny badge of honor for anyone who’s ever been tired of being tired.

Details:

• Premium soft cotton with a relaxed, unisex fit

• Minimalist design with bold lettering — clean and classic

• Official Back of the Room release

• Inspired by Austin Young’s “I die every night” line from Kill Tony #657

Perfect for wearing to bed, the comedy club, or the afterlife.