"I Was Not In The Military" Nathan Loe Inspired T-Shirt

Just because he wears a military-style hat doesn’t mean he stormed a beach—unless it was open mic night at a brewery with bad lighting. Introducing the Nathan Loe "I Was Not In The Military" t-shirt, inspired by the real-life confusion Nathan faces from strangers who assume he’s a veteran. Spoiler alert: He’s not. But he has survived weird conversations with old guys at gas stations.

This design is peak Nathan—dry, self-aware, and just unhinged enough to make you question your assumptions. Whether you're a fan of his stand-up or just tired of being asked if you “served,” this shirt does the talking for you.

Printed on ultra-soft 100% cotton, perfect for civilians, comics, and anyone who’s ever been thanked for service they definitely didn’t perform.