Jason Vest’s specialty? That beautiful gray area between compliments, confusion, and questionable eye contact. This tee captures the exact energy of those moments when you swear you’re straight… but you also really want your friend to feel special.
Bold black lettering makes the message clear: sexuality might be fluid, but manners are mandatory.
👕 Fabric: 5.4 oz, 100% cotton short-sleeve tee, vneck, and tank — soft, breathable, perfect for sweaty punchlines 🌈 Gay Undertone Meter: Medium-High, depends on how long you hold eye contact 🎤 Vibe: Straight-ish… with hospitality 😂 Ideal For: Comics, allies, and anyone who’s ever said “no homo” then immediately regretted it
Because sometimes being a little gay is just being a lot polite. Wear it on stage, at brunch, or anywhere you want people guessing — respectfully.
