"Lay Your A*s Down and Shut The F*ck Up" Charlie Mac T-Shirt

Finally — a bedtime reminder you’ll actually listen to.

Inspired by Charlie Mac’s wildly inappropriate bedtime book Lay Your Ass Down and Shut The F** Up*, this tee is the perfect companion for adults who are done pretending they’ve got it all together. Equal parts funny and relatable, it’s soft, bold, and just the right amount of wrong.

Whether you’re crawling into bed after a long day, ignoring one more email, or just trying to survive adulthood — this shirt gets you.

Details:

• Premium cotton blend for that “I deserve a nap” comfort

• Features the Lay Your Ass Down design inspired by Charlie Mac’s hit book

• Classic unisex fit — perfect for bedtime or bad decisions

• Durable print built to last through sleepless nights and stress naps