Deadpan on the front. Signature on the back.
The statement hits first—cold, clinical language twisted just enough to make people stop and reread. Around back, a subtle @octaviusthunder stamp marks the origin, like a quiet credit after the damage is done.
Minimal text. Maximum side-eye.
You wear it. They do the thinking.
Product Details
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4.5-ounce, 100% ring spun cotton, 30 singles
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1x1 rib knit collar
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Tear-away label
Front says enough. Back tells you who to blame.
