Mild-mannered on the outside, unstoppable on the inside. This Yoshee inspired tongue-in-cheek tee features the phrase "Minivans: Kryptonite for Cops" alongside a graphic of a classic minivan—perfect for suburban rebels, fast parents, and anyone who knows the stealth power of sliding doors and snack crumbs. Made from lightweight 4.3 oz 100% cotton, it’s soft, breathable, and built for life in the carpool fast lane. Whether you’re dodging tickets or just flexing ironic street cred, this shirt brings humor with horsepower.
