"My Gumpy Ass" Ronnie Rohrbeck Inspired T-Shirt

My Gumpy Ass – Ronnie Rohrbeck Tee

Ronnie Rohrbeck has never pretended to be ripped.
This shirt proves it.

The “My Gumpy Ass” tee is classic self-own humor—born straight out of Ronnie leaning into being a little soft around the edges and fully aware of it. It’s the kind of joke that lands because he says it first. No body-shaming, no excuses… just honest comedy worn proudly on your chest.

Big, bold white lettering keeps it simple and loud, just like the joke itself. Whether you’ve heard Ronnie riff on it on stage or you’re just comfortable admitting you skipped leg day (again), this one’s for you.

Details:

• Unisex fit that’s forgiving where it counts

• Clean white text on a black tee

• Soft, comfortable fabric—perfect for sitting, eating, and laughing

• Designed in collaboration with Ronnie Rohrbeck

If the shirt fits… it’s probably talking about you.