Michael Morgan – Nutt To Butt T-Shirt Inspired by Michael Morgan’s brutally honest (and hilariously uncomfortable) take on his time in the United States Marine Corps, this shirt is for anyone who’s ever been forced into close contact in the name of discipline. “Nutt To Butt” isn’t just a phrase—it’s a memory burned into the minds of every recruit who’s marched too tight or showered too close.
Whether you served or just enjoy Michael’s unfiltered take on military life, this shirt delivers a dose of humor only those who’ve been there truly understand. Tightly packed with laughs—and maybe a little PTSD—it’s a tribute to brotherhood, awkward formations, and the shared trauma of government-issued intimacy.
Wear it with pride. But maybe not too close to the guy in front of you.
