"Sensei Carl" Kung Fu Grip Master Michael Morgan Inspired T-Shirt

Sensei Carl – Wacks On, Wacks Off T-Shirt
Straight from the twisted genius of Michael Morgan’s stand-up comes Sensei Carl—a mullet-rocking, mustache-sporting martial arts “master” known for his unbreakable kung fu grip and highly questionable credentials. His signature move? The now-iconic training method: Wacks On, Wacks Off.

Operating out of a padlocked basement dojo that may or may not be legally recognized, Sensei Carl teaches his students more about pain tolerance and awkward eye contact than actual self-defense.

This shirt is a wearable punchline for anyone who’s seen the bit, lived through a shady karate class, or just appreciates a comic who fully commits to the absurd.

Discipline. Strength. Zero boundaries. Sensei Carl approves this message.