Straight from the chaos of 6th Street and Phillip Garcia’s WTF is Going On? segment, comes the most iconic career goal ever captured on a drunken mic. When asked, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” one legendary partygoer gave us the now-immortal answer:
“6 foot 3 with a 9 inch dick… or a veterinarian.”
This shirt celebrates that moment in all its unfiltered, WTF glory. Whether you’re chasing dreams, stacking inches, or just love a solid punchline, this tee is for the bold, the brave, and the barely coherent.
Wear it proud. Wear it confused. Just don’t wear it to the vet.
