"The Guatemalan Ewok" Ronnie Rohrbeck Inspired T-Shirt

The Guatemalan Ewok – Ronnie Rohrbeck Tee

Some nicknames are earned.
This one stuck.

“The Guatemalan Ewok” tee is a nod to Ronnie Rohrbeck’s long-running nickname—born from his look, his roots, and his willingness to laugh at himself before anyone else gets the chance. It’s equal parts absurd, affectionate, and undeniably Ronnie.

The design leans into classic sci-fi parody vibes with bold colors and a retro feel, featuring a not-quite-Ewok character that captures the spirit without taking itself too seriously. If you know Ronnie, you know exactly why this exists. If you don’t, the shirt will definitely start the conversation.

Details:

• Unisex fit

• Bold, retro-inspired graphic

• Soft, comfortable fabric made for comedy clubs and late nights

• Designed in collaboration with Ronnie Rohrbeck

A nickname so good, it deserved its own shirt.