When unsolicited hustles turn into a horror scene.
The Unsolicited Services – Walking Dead Edition tee takes Jay Legend’s bit about street-corner “negotiators” to a darker, funnier place. Instead of just one guy with a spray bottle, imagine a horde of grimy windshield washers descending on your car like zombies from The Walking Dead—armed with that same questionable brown water and the expectation of payment you never agreed to.
The shirt features a bold back graphic homage to zombie movie posters with a swarm of “cleaners” closing in on the front.
This one’s for the fans who know: sometimes the scariest thing at an intersection isn’t the traffic—it’s the squeegee army.
