Jay Legend turns one of life’s most awkward encounters into comedy you can wear. The Unsolicited Windshield Cleaning Company tee is a parody business logo inspired by his classic bit about how homeless “entrepreneurs” show up out of nowhere, splash your windshield with that mysterious brown water, and then try to negotiate payment for a service you never wanted.
This shirt keeps it clean and simple—just like the “business” itself—with a minimal left-chest logo that makes it look like legit workwear at first glance. The joke only lands once you read it.
Fake business logo for “Unsolicited Windshield Cleaning Company.”
Subtle left-chest placement for a real uniform vibe
Soft cotton blend & unisex fit
Perfect conversation starter (just like an intersection hustle)
Get one now before this “company” disappears at the next red light.
