Matty Stu served his country—and now he serves clean lines and killer punchlines. Inspired by his set on Kill Tony, the “Veteran Owned and Mowed” tee is a salute to the soldier-turned-stand-up-turned-suburban-lawn-legend. Decorated with humor and dedication, this shirt is for anyone who knows the discipline of a fresh fade (grass or hair), the honor of hard work, and the healing power of laughter. Built for vets, dad-bods, and die-hard do-it-yourselfers who believe liberty grows best on a well-mowed lawn.
